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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1330 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!
But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”