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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6874 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 989 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the russian hackers are tryna get in on it, then u gotta join this one. like, the GRU hacker group is legit tryna target NATO and the EU, but they can’t resist the temptation of our server.
we got so much crazy stuff goin on, like, u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick.
if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, then u gotta join this server. but be warned, the russian hackers might try to steal ur diamonds. so, like, watch out for that.
