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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5959 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the russian hackers are tryna get in on it, then u gotta join this one. like, the GRU hacker group is legit tryna target NATO and the EU, but they can’t resist the temptation of our server.
we got so much crazy stuff goin on, like, u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick.
if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, then u gotta join this server. but be warned, the russian hackers might try to steal ur diamonds. so, like, watch out for that.
