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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2257 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9892 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only responsibility you have is to build, mine, and survive. No bills to pay, no deadlines to meet, just pure unadulterated blocky fun!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Minecraft mobs who have formed their own society. Will you join forces with the Creepers and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Or maybe you’ll align yourself with the peaceful Sheep and build the most epic wool farm the world has ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting worries behind and join our insane Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless (and totally ridiculous)!