Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1074 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2974 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.
