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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3456 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.