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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1432 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 7805 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the amount of laughs you’ll have! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party!
why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a replica of the entire college football stadium. but get this, instead of football players, they used chickens wearing tiny helmets! and guess what? those chickens went on to win the gold medal in the chicken olympics! true story, bro.
so, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server around, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next chicken olympic champion!
