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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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