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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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