Green Space Heart Haven | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot for all you Minecraft peeps out there. like, did you know that living near green stuff can make your heart feel all happy and stuff? well, on this server, we got so many greenspaces that your heart will be doing backflips of joy!

Join us and experience the ultimate relaxation as you build your dream world surrounded by lush forests, beautiful gardens, and calming rivers. Not only will your heart thank you, but your mind will be blown by the sheer beauty of our virtual world.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure deep within the greenspaces that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover the mystery and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on over to our server and let the greenspaces heal your heart and soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	1047	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3544	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Potions Brewed:	144	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.