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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8847 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.
oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.