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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5639 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.
oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.