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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6440 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 78 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.
also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.
oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!