Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 993 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 142

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3502 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 279
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 948070 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9983
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3623 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Potions Brewed: 33
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 2046
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 108
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ores Mined: 4595
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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