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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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