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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3873 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8561 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.
if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?