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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1023 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Mines Excavated: | 2504 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.
if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?