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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5396 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 567 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.
oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.