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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1212 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!