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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4630 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!