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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9687 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7861 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1704 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!