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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9378 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 203 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!