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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 280 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!