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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4023 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Towns Built: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing cows stampedes through your front yard. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the water in the ocean with grape juice? The chaos never stops on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo that happens every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to pack your sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it!