LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Runes Activated: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 312 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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