🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7397 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Votes: | 7115 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7456 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!
Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!
Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.
So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama