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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3255 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!
Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!
Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.
So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama