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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2227 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 2171 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?
So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!