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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9890 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 247 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!