Government & Company Minecraft Server

Abuse, black company, Blackmail, coercion, Company, Conspiracy, corrupt corporation, corrupt government, Corruption, Government, Manipulation, millie, Millie’s downfall, Minecraft, Politics, power, scandal, scandalous, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, scandalous politics, Server, unethical behavior

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Millie getting taken out by a pack of angry chickens! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the mobs are out for blood. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained. So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	271	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

chore distribution, ChoreCraft, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household division of labor, Household Management, household responsibilities, parental favoritism, parenting challenges, parenting disagreements, sibling favoritism, Son, son chores, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter chores, stepdaughter complaints, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily issues, stepmother struggles, stepson responsibilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCultCraft

belief system, BRAINWASHING, chance, charismatic, Community, control, CraftyCultCraft, Cult, cult followers, cult leader, cult practices, devotion, Followers, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leader, Manipulation, opportunity, start a cult, Worship

If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Beirut, Conflict, critical condition, CriticalCraft, current events, hezbollah, Hospital, IAF strike, injured, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SECURITY, Senior Hezbollah leader, Server, Terrorism, update, Wafiq Safa

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

Chinese ships, chopstick, coast guard, diplomatic tensions, east asia, enforcement, foreign relations, guard, illegal, illegal activities, illegal fishing, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, Naval vessels, Patrol, Pirates, response, S Korean, Ships, South Korean, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial waters

are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OrdiCraft2

clan system, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Bosses, Custom Plugins, Economy, exclusive perks, Kits, Map, MINERALS, multiplayer, PvP, rank up, Resets, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version 1.21.x, Version 1.8, virtual store, Warps

Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

application, arcade games, Challenges, CREEPERS, Custom Enchants, Discord, Eden, Endless, game modes, Generators, Green.., Huggers, java, Leveling, Minecraft, misunderstood, OneBlock, Plugins, Quests, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, smp, Treefeller, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features

Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played. Meet some Unique people that you will quickly call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds! Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique? We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting. A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Question

Answer

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!

Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique?

We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.

A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

End It Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, courage, depression, end it, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Override, pull the trigger, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, support system, SURVIVE, Therapy, will to live

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about diving into a lava-filled dungeon to rescue a group of lost villagers who have been taken captive by evil pandas?

But wait, there’s more! Want to test your courage and survival skills? Join our “End it All” challenge where players must overcome their will to live and see who can be the last one standing! It’s a crazy ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, best character, Business, Character, Dandadan, Dandans, Earth, Epic, first season, Hero, KINGta, Mechas, Minecraft, Needed, no special powers, not hero, not wanted, PITY, saved earth, Season, see, smp, special powers, stands, TWICE..

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, baby, Boundaries, domestic violence, Food, Formula, Homeless, LEAVING, Mess, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nappies, noise, Parenting Style, privileged, Rich, rules, Server, sleep training, White, working from home, Yelling, young mum

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RentFreeFamDrama

Agreement, apartment, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, Disrespect, Drama, family, Financial, Immigrant, living situation, parents, relationship, Rent, RentFreeFamDrama, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

appreciate beginnings, appreciate innocence, appreciate new experiences, cherish moments, embrace newness, enjoy innocence, experience anew, feel the thrill, long for firsts, Minecraft, NoobieReborn, Nostalgia, recapture joy, recreate magic, rediscover wonder, rekindle excitement, relish innocence, relive memories, repeat happiness, revisit past, savor firsts, smp, treasure innocence

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	1036	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCarnaval

amazon rainforest, Beaches, Brazil, Caipirinha, Capoeira, Carnival, Christ the Redeemer, CraftyCarnaval, culture, Diversity, FAVELAS, Food, Music, Portuguese, Rio de Janeiro, SAMBA, Soccer, south america, tourism, Tropical, vibrant

Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

foreign relations, Grip, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, international affairs, Lebanese government, lebanon, Lebanon president, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new president, Politics, pushes, regional stability, sectarianism, Server, united states, US, us foreign policy, US intervention, weaken

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, battle, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Defense, escalation, f-16, F16, fighter-bomber, Incident, International, Military, News, Reports, Russian, shot down, Su-34, Su34, SUPERSONIC, Technology, War

so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Elastic Pixel Fun Land

advanced display, clear image quality, Development, display durability, display technology, distortion-free, Durability, elastic, electronic devices, expandable display, flexibility, Fun, high-quality image, innovation, Land, long-lasting display, performance degradation, PIXEL, research, stretch and contract, stretchable display, stretchable electronics, stretchable materials, Technology

OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!