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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 759 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.