GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

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Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6895
Mines Excavated:	4406	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

minecave.net

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	New Chunks Explored:	492079

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

play.pottercraftmc.com

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	1642
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

play.feroxmc.net

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Fancycraft.cc

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7035	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

mc.chaoticunited.net

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

play.pokeclash.com

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Animals Bred:	149	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

play.mcaarons.world

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

play.diversitymc.net

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

play.mcpvp.com

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

play.plussycraft.net

Kratos Minecraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

kratosminecraft.strangled.net

Givmehdiamonds Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crops Grown:	4799	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

mc.givmehdiamonds.com

AsiaCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

mc.asia-craft.net

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	2627
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3857	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

crafteemc.com