GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	115

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3606
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	9674
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6550
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Animals Bred:	111	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!