so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity, yo!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, it gets even better. you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing and doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who speaks in rhymes and riddles? he’ll challenge you to epic quests and riddle contests that will blow your mind. plus, he gives out free tacos every tuesday. who doesn’t love free tacos, amirite?

but the best part of all is the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks that will make you the envy of all your friends. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and mayhem on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those ninja chickens. they mean business.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Crops Grown: 6081 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Discord link: Join Discord

    I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

    I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

    For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

    Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

    See you on the server!


    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server always online? Yes, the server is 24/7.
    Is PvP enabled on the server? No, PvP is turned off on the server.
    What mod pack does the server use? The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
    Are there any age restrictions to join the server? Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
    Where is the server located? The server is located in the SEA region.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Crops Grown: 8424 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

    Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

    Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Baby Boom Bust

    Baby Boom Bust
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous challenges, and non-stop laughter.

    Reason #1: Our server is so epic that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! They’ll be dancing to the beat of our awesome music discs and partying like there’s no tomorrow.

    Reason #2: We have a secret potion that will turn you into a blocky superhero, complete with super strength and the ability to fly. Take on the Ender Dragon like never before and show those pesky zombies who’s boss!

    Reason #3: Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 127 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Mines Excavated: 2265

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BurkinaFasoMassacre600

    BurkinaFasoMassacre600
    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF LLAMAS THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT THEIR EYES! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER SPAWNER THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS! ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MINECRAFT CAKE THAT GROWS BACK EVERY TIME U TAKE A BITE, IT’S LIKE WILLY WONKA’S FACTORY BUT BETTER! SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET ATTACKED BY A KILLER BUNNY, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, RIGHT? 😂🦙🌈🍰🦄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse #LlamaLaserEyes

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, every city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all the stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, talking chickens, and flying llamas. They were greeted by a group of friendly zombies who offered to show them around. As they explored, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes. Because why not?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of rainbow sheep who hold epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PajamaPoliceCraft

    PajamaPoliceCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

    Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Animals Bred: 161
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Falling into the Void: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

    SubmarineSass Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 161 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyCancerDetective

    CraftyCancerDetective
    OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4320 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

    BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most defective and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!

    But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

    The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Broke Fam Minecraft Server

    Broke Fam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

    Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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