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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7954 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!