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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5863 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5471 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 107 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!