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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6007 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!