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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9713 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!
oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!