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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8292 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!
oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!