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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8255 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8814 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7674 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!
oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!