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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6026 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 77 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2843 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!
oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!