Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5992	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Animals Bred:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8308	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	158

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Potions Brewed:	68	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7111
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!