GoldDiggerGamerLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5522
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5100

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	6565	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	223
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	708
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2087	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Emeralds Found:	9336	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Star Shards Collected:	162
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.