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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 773 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re all secretly plotting a revolution to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens.
But the real question is, why did they replace my boy Godwyn with a fucking sunflower? Well, let’s just say Godwyn had a little too much fun with the TNT and now he’s taking a break in the sunflower fields. But don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, hopefully in one piece.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case you might want to steer clear.
