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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 129
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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