GodmotherGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	777316	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Emeralds Found:	3368	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mines Excavated:	4572
Void Armor Forged:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	5623
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	92
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	562	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	4288
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4362	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.