GodmotherGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	4536	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	9399
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Animals Bred:	113
Runes Activated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crops Grown:	3364	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9488

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crops Grown:	7222	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ores Mined:	9237
Crops Grown:	2772	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.