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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 518 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8397 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).
So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!
