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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3521 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
