Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5167	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5999
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Emeralds Found:	4072
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimension Hops:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Animals Bred:	146

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	82	New Chunks Explored:	323663
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.